A Man's Guide to Pregnancy: How to live with a Pregnant by John Zakour

By John Zakour

John Zakour is a humor author with a Master's measure in Human habit. He writes the syndicated comedian "Working Daze" and has written a SF trilogy for Daw books. John is living in Geneva, manhattan.

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Let’s go out for dinner. 42 Weight Chart If you are a very brave man, or your wife is a very good sport, you can use this table to chart your wife’s weight gain. This could make a nice future conversation piece when things get boring. Month Weight 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Okay, this was a test. If you actually considered using this chart, go back and re-read this book! 43 Handy definitions Throughout your wife’s pregnancy you are bound to hear countless words of pregnancy jargon. Here is a handy guide to what those words mean.

Finally, you should remember that this “just-had-a-baby stage” won’t last too long—a few years tops. Before you know it, you and 40 your wife will be a team again. After all, you’re going to have to pool your resources to handle everything adolescence is going to throw at you. 41 Handy Saying Chart The following is a guide you can carry with you so you always know the right thing to say—or not. Don’t Say Do Say Man, your feet look like elephant’s. Would you like a foot rub? Yes, you’re fat. You’ve never looked better.

They have been a way for women to get together to shower the mom-to-be with presents (get it) and advice on how to rise their baby. Second and perhaps more importantly, they also gave the expectant mom some time with her girl friends and girl relatives so she could vent her frustrations on how her husband (you) aren’t caring and loving enough. This is all fine and good, and since these things are traditionally held on Saturday or Sunday, that means you get some much needed free time to catch up on your sports watching.

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