Are You Experienced? by William Sutcliffe

By William Sutcliffe

This can be a devastatingly humorous satire typically thought of pupil trip, and especially the India back-pack path. Dave travels to India with Liz simply because he thinks he may be able to get her into mattress. Liz travels to India with Dave simply because she wishes a spouse for her voyage of non secular discovery. She loves it. He goals of frosty mornings, pints of lager and eating places the place vegetable curry is simply a side-dish...

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By all accounts, this w a s the best hotel in M a n a l i for d o p e , and having I could tell that Liz w a s as m i s e r a b l e as me, but neither taken a r o o m , we installed ourselves excitedly on the of us wanted to talk a b o u t it, so we soldiered on, trying to v e r a n d a . Within seconds, a joint h a d found its w a y into enjoy S i m l a . After a few d a y s , we'd seen all the main things our hands. a n d felt that w e had recovered enough from the previous I sucked the s m o k e deeply into my lungs and held my bus journey to e m b a r k on another o n e , this time taking us breath, exhaling slowly through my nose at the last possible further up into the m o u n t a i n s to the small t o w n of M a n a l i .

H e turned t o L i z , ostentatiously a d d r e s s i n g his c o m m e n t s a w a y f r o m me. to getting s o m e money. T h e driver carried on shouting at the child while I fished in my pocket for a coin. J u s t a s the traffic began to m o v e , 68 'It is the b o o k . It explains everything you need to k n o w a b o u t India. ' 69 'I thought the Lonely Planet w a s the b o o k . Is the Bhagavad Gita better than the Lonely Planet, then? A r e the prices N O ! N o / - she couldn't a s k that.

T h a t ' s what I call p a s s i o n . I've never h a d it s o g o o d . ' 'If you'd h a d s o m e c o n d o m s . ' 'But I didn't. ' 'If y o u hadn't been afraid that we were going to m a k e love, y o u wouldn't have h a d to throw them a w a y . ' 'We did not m a k e love, a n d we're never going to. ' 58 can't control everything, you k n o w . If w e try a n d plan anything else we're just going to kill the w h o l e thing d e a d . ' Given that I h a d used the w o r d 'planning' as a e u p h e m i s m Nothing much for sex (possibly a linguistic first), her answer w a s a very b a d sign.

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